Saturday, June 19, 2010

Creature

Creature is the 1985 rip-off of Alien. It's not like me to say something is a rip-off because I tend to defend monster movies when people accuse them of copying Alien. But Creature was low budget and made right after Alien came out. I can only imagine it was made to cash in on the other movie's success (wait, was The Asylum making movies in 1985?). The "creature" looks just like the alien in Alien, the title is eerily similar, and the plot feels the same. They even cast a Ripley look-alike to kick some creature ass!

The story takes place on Titan, a moon of Saturn. The Germans have already landed on Titan and since they're competing with the USA for technological power, a team of American astronauts follow. The USA team crashes and seek help from the Germans, but they discover the entire German crew has been slaughtered. The astronauts then discover some strange specimens on board the German ship. These strange, small bug-like creatures begin to infest the humans and take over their brains. There's also a bigger creature lurking around (see below). The astronauts and scientists must somehow fix the German ship and escape.

The creature...


The humans...

Name: Mike Davison
Position: Captain
Survivor: Yes
Name: Beth Sladen
Position: Damsel in Distress
Survivor: She gets left alone, captured, chased, falls a sleep, and insists on nudging the creature with her foot but yes.
Name: Bryce
Position: Weapons Specialist
Looks Like: Sigourney Weaver
Survivor: She gets lost for a third of the movie, but yes.
Name: Perkins
Position: Commander
Looks like: Alan Seaver
Survivor: No (5th death)
Cause of Death: Creature
Name: Hans Hofner
Position: Sole survivor of German crew
Survivor: No (4th death)
Cause of death: Bug-like creature infect his brain. He tries to kill Davison but Perkins shoots him.
Name: Wendy
Position: Doctor
Survivor: No (3rd death)
Cause of death: Led to creature by infected Jon. Creature bites her head off.
Name: Jon
Position: Boyfriend of Susan
Survivor: No (2nd death)
Cause of death: Thinks Susan is still alive, goes looking for her, finds her, but she's infected and implants a bug in his brain. He later returns to the crew and Davison blows his head off after he turns on them.
Name: Susan
Favorite Position: Top
Survivor: No (1st death)
Cause of death: The crew gets chased through the German ship by the creature. Everyone slips through a closing steel door but she doesn't make it through. The creature corners her and...*splat*

1 comment:

Steve said...

Bryce.

When she gets attacked and goes missing for half the movie, all I could think was

"No way, Bryce would go out like that."

And wonder what happened to her.

I think the director wasted his best character.