Saturday, March 7, 2009

Grizzly Park

It's Gonna Be A Bear. That's what the sub-text on the DVD says. I picked up one of the "Limited Edition" versions that has a glossy cardboard sleeve over the DVD case. I always hate those things. I believe that only great movies deserve a cardboard sleeve. I know they must be cheap to produce and they make the movie look better and therefore they probably rake in more dough- but still. A movie like Grizzly Rage does not deserve a fancy cardboard sleeve! Especially one as cool as the one on the Limited Edition. OH did I just call the movie Grizzly Rage? I meant Grizzly PARK. Grizzly Rage was that other bear movie. If you're interested in watching a bunch of young hotties run around the forest being ripped apart by a bear I definitely recommend Grizzly PARK and not Grizzly RAGE. The plots aren't exactly the same but they still feel like the same movie. The plot of Grizzly Park actually reminded me of See No Evil. A bunch of hooligans sent to do community service run into trouble and they all get killed (oops!) as karma bites them in the butt.

Synopsis: As part of a new rehabilitation program, eight unrepentant young adults must serve a week of community service in a remote California forest preserve known as Grizzly Park. Under the supervision of stalwart, no-nonsense Ranger Bob, this group of rotten-to-the-core bad apples is offered an opportunity to seek redemption on their journey through the woods. But while Ranger Bob seeks to provide both literal and spiritual guidance to the reluctant campers, an escaped serial killer with an insatiable bloodlust has also found his way into the park. As it happens, however, he's not the only lethal hunter on the loose...

The movie started out well and I actually found myself saying that it might not be too bad. Remember of course, I live for these types of movies so it doesn't take much to please me. There were many times where I seriously thought the movie would turn into a porno. I kept reminding myself that it said rated R for violence and gore; not nudity. Unfortunately the acting in this movie is very bad and the bear attacks are lame. Not as lame as the bear attacks in Savage Planet but close. I would say the attacks are better than they were in Grizzly Rage but you never actually see the bear attack in that movie! So as far as bear movies go Grizzly Park is definitely number two. Number one being The Edge which was an actual movie and actually frightening!



Which one of these characters survives? Click here for spoilers